Thanks to Ray Isle's blog for pointing this inanity out. I haven't probed this website that carefully, but why hire me or some other "wine guy" when you can hire a sexy sommelier with a serious babe rating whose favorite wines range from 2004 Ferrari Carrano Chardonnay to Chateau Latour 1990. Maybe Sultry Semillon, Seyval, Tocai, Vidal, Baby Napa or many other clever nicknamed women can come to your house and do a winetasting for you and your friends or a more serious one on one tasting.
What is really funny about this is I could have sworn that there was an actual porn star named Chenin Blanc. My memory of that is fuzzy though.
I'm too sexy for my wine . . .
WOW, hot ladies!
ReplyDeleteI was pouring a tasting at a retail store and one of these ladies came in and started taking notes on what i was saying. She gave me her card. She really had no clue about wine and was dumber than expected to boot...
ReplyDeleteI always have said the hotter the salesgirl the worse the wine is. You would not need a hot girl to sell great wine. The wine will sell itself.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who uses these ladies. I would be very curious as to who their clients are.
"Senator Vitter, your sommelier called and moved your tasting to 3pm"
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